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Hi, just a shy 16 year old from England

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pachouli-princess:

tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

takeoffwhodie:

Me trying to open any plastic package: “how in the..gotdam…”

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!

token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

supreme-goose-overlord:

baby dragons that haven’t learned how to breath fire yet and just stumble around blowing smoke and trying to look as intimidating as their parents. dragon children that can’t control their fire and nearly set the entire forest on fire whenever they sneeze. teenage dragons whose voices crack whenever they try to roar. elderly dragons who gather the children around to tell them stories and blow smoke rings for them. dragons.

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